I wonder why they didn't think of this sooner. It's not like there is a shortage of Whores--I mean puckbunnies--I mean dedicated female fans in Southern Ontario or anything. Do I have to take on for the team or something? Maybe they should make this some sort of campaign--"Spread your legs for Stanley" or something. Then again...I've heard that herpes (the disease, not the defenceman) kinda slows you down.
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I wonder why they didn't think of this sooner. It's not like there is a shortage of Whores--I mean puckbunnies--I mean dedicated female fans in Southern Ontario or anything. Do I have to take on for the team or something? Maybe they should make this some sort of campaign--"Spread your legs for Stanley" or something. Then again...I've heard that herpes (the disease, not the defenceman) kinda slows you down.
Shit if it would help them win the cup I would take one for the team.
I can see it now.
"Go Gay For The Cup!"
An MSLE production.
Nothing personal, but "Spread your legs for Stanley" has that nice bit of alliteration in it. Alliteration is our ally, after all.
@jared: is that before or after they have the players drunk/refs on acid game? :-P
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