Wednesday, July 16, 2008

This Is A New Low

Dear MLSE,

You have the most loyal fans in hockey. Despite your incompetence, general wretchedness, and complete lack of personal hygiene people still love the Leafs.

Nobody cares about the preseason. I speak on behalf of Toronto Maple Leafs bloggers. We're the die hards. We live, eat, sleep, and breathe the Toronto fucking Maple Leafs. We've been endlessly arguing about which prospects might get invited to camp. Next week we'll probably shout at each other about forward line pairings during training camp scrimmages. Not a single person cares about a preseason game. I wouldn't go to a preseason game if you paid me $50 to sit in the seat. In fact, about the only thing that would get me to go to a preseason game would be if you promised that you tricked Daniel Alfredsson to come to the game, and that he would be publicly beaten at Center Ice during the second intermission.

I have a better idea than a free preseason game, how about a postseason game?

- Chemmy

ps. get fucked

2 comments:

Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) said...

"I have a better idea than a free preseason game, how about a postseason game?

amen, brother.

Loser Domi said...

chemmy, that last sentence freaking rocks.