I got my wisdom teeth out this morning, so I'm pretty miserable. I get to spit up blood though, so that's cool.
A buddy of mine started a general hockey blog, somewhat humor focused but not entirely. I've been reading it for a few days and I think a bunch of you guys wouldn't mind reading it, so I'm devoting a post to sharing his link. His blog is called The Two Line Pass, tell him Chemmy sent you. :)
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Showing posts with label disjointed references. Show all posts
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
The Mystery Box
Behold:
The mystery box! Bask in its mysterious glow!
What glorious surprise do the Leafs have in store for us tomorrow? Will the Leafs announce that they signed Mats Sundin and immediately traded him for Alexander Ovechkin and Ted Leonsis' daughter? Will MLSE inform us that they bought the Ottawa Senators and sold every one of their players to the KHL? Perhaps the people in charge of the ACC have disallowed corporate ticketholders so that normal human beings can actually see a Leafs game.
Yes, yes, I know, you all want me to run the Toronto Maple Leafs, and honestly after my successful stint over at Pension Plan Puppets (found by googling: "toronto maple leafs blog") I can't think of anyone more qualified, but alas I find myself back here at my "interesting" blog that's "worth visiting", so I suppose some baseless speculation is all I have for you today. If Ian White is reading this, you should be happy because I'd bench you so fast your square head would spin you clownshoe wearing dweeb.
Ahem, where were we? Ah yes, tomorrow's secret fan announcement. As much as I'd like it to be something good, I'm going to have to put on the "glass is half empty" goggles and admit that it will be one of the following three things:
The mystery box! Bask in its mysterious glow!
What glorious surprise do the Leafs have in store for us tomorrow? Will the Leafs announce that they signed Mats Sundin and immediately traded him for Alexander Ovechkin and Ted Leonsis' daughter? Will MLSE inform us that they bought the Ottawa Senators and sold every one of their players to the KHL? Perhaps the people in charge of the ACC have disallowed corporate ticketholders so that normal human beings can actually see a Leafs game.
Yes, yes, I know, you all want me to run the Toronto Maple Leafs, and honestly after my successful stint over at Pension Plan Puppets (found by googling: "toronto maple leafs blog") I can't think of anyone more qualified, but alas I find myself back here at my "interesting" blog that's "worth visiting", so I suppose some baseless speculation is all I have for you today. If Ian White is reading this, you should be happy because I'd bench you so fast your square head would spin you clownshoe wearing dweeb.
Ahem, where were we? Ah yes, tomorrow's secret fan announcement. As much as I'd like it to be something good, I'm going to have to put on the "glass is half empty" goggles and admit that it will be one of the following three things:
- The Leafs' new third jerseys. They're white and look exactly like the old third jerseys. Buy a Cujo one today!!!
- Seriously that's what they're going to do. It'll be the new jersey. Buy one at shop.nhl.com!
- Honest. I have a Sundin third that I was considering using to dry my tears but if they bring it back I might as well wear it.
Monday, January 28, 2008
The All Star Weekend
My thoughts on the All Star weekend:
Brooklyn was a good time, I saw Neurosis and Mastodon play, then hung out at the 4th Ave Pub until last call. Woke up in Bed-Stuy and made corned beef hash for breakfast with old friends, then took the train to Manhattan and wandered aimlessly in the cold talking to Ian. Got home Saturday night and made an old favorite: steak and tater tots.
On Sunday I transferred our oatmeal stout from the primary fermenter to the carboy and played a hockey game in which someone tried to Marty McSorley me which led to a brawl, a bunch of suspensions, and me doing the Hulk Hogan to their bench after putting us up 5-0 with a minute left in the third.
Decent weekend, I didn't watch the All Star game because it sucks.
Brooklyn was a good time, I saw Neurosis and Mastodon play, then hung out at the 4th Ave Pub until last call. Woke up in Bed-Stuy and made corned beef hash for breakfast with old friends, then took the train to Manhattan and wandered aimlessly in the cold talking to Ian. Got home Saturday night and made an old favorite: steak and tater tots.
On Sunday I transferred our oatmeal stout from the primary fermenter to the carboy and played a hockey game in which someone tried to Marty McSorley me which led to a brawl, a bunch of suspensions, and me doing the Hulk Hogan to their bench after putting us up 5-0 with a minute left in the third.
Decent weekend, I didn't watch the All Star game because it sucks.
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